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The design that hits hardest with people who are done — with work, with people, with whatever week they've had — and want a shirt that gets it without explaining it. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, burnout survivors, introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who has ever genuinely considered a UFO abduction as a reasonable alternative to their current situation. Makes an exceptional gift — because everyone knows someone who needs this shirt right now. Part of the Escape Civilization collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics for crisp, long-lasting print quality\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, 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