Galactic Trail Rated Alien T-Shirt — “I Come in Peace and in Slow Motion” Alien Hiking Tee
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Lightweight, soft, and ethically made — this classic crew tee wears like a well-loved favorite from day one. The front print shows a slow-moving, zen-like space hiking traveler and the headline “Galactic Trail Rated,” with the line “I come in peace. And in slow motion.” underneath. It’s a quiet, playful nod to people who move at their own pace: hikers who linger at overlooks, weekend explorers, or anyone who prefers the scenic route (even between galaxies). Perfect for the hiker who questions everything, the camper who keeps one eye on the sky, or anyone who believes the universe is a lot bigger than the trailhead suggests. Clean, minimal, and built to turn heads on the trail and at the campfire.
Available in multiple colors and sizes. Makes an unforgettable gift for hikers, adventurers, and alien believers alike.The breathable ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable on long walks, campfire nights, and casual meet-ups, while the clean white canvas makes the monochrome illustration pop. Details like a ribbed collar that holds its shape, shoulder tape for durability, and a tear-away label add everyday comfort and durability without fuss. This tee blends gentle humor with outdoorsy spirit — for worn-in, slow-adventure days and relaxed gatherings under open skies.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty
- Prints: DTG for main print; DTF used for sleeve and inner neck labels
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
From Concept to Field Issue
Illustration & Design
Every badge, print, and patch begins as hand-drawn artwork in our studio. We reference vintage National Parks Service documentation, topographic maps, and field sketches from actual wilderness surveys.
Material Selection
We test blanks from multiple manufacturers against field conditions: wash cycles, UV exposure, abrasion from pack straps, and temperature extremes. Only materials that survive our standards become part of the catalog.
On-Demand Production
Each order is printed individually in our Pacific Northwest facility. This eliminates overproduction waste and ensures every piece receives individual quality inspection before packing.
Field Verification
Selected items are issued to our volunteer field team for real-world testing. Feedback from actual wilderness observation posts informs updates to sizing, fabric weight, and print placement.
All cotton blanks are sourced from manufacturers certified under the Better Cotton Initiative. Water-based screen print inks eliminate PVC and phthalates. Archival poster papers are FSC-certified and acid-free.
