You Lost Too — Lost Alien Forest Map Graphic T-Shirt
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They have faster-than-light travel. They have technology that defies physics. They can locate a single planet in a galaxy of hundreds of billions of stars. And yet. Here they are. In the woods. With a paper map. You Lost Too? is a forest green-on-black graphic tee featuring two thoroughly lost aliens in a dark pine forest clearing. One stands under the glow of their hovering UFO, map open and unfolded, studying it with the determined focus of someone who absolutely refuses to admit they have no idea where they are. The other peers out from behind a tree, wide-eyed, nervous, offering moral support. The UFO above them appears equally disoriented. Bold forest green illustration on deep black, rich with pine tree texture and atmospheric lighting from the spacecraft overhead. Large block lettering: YOU LOST TOO? It's a commiseration. A solidarity shirt. For everyone who's confidently headed out into the wilderness and ended up somewhere completely unplanned — and found that was fine, actually. Perfect for hikers, trail runners, backpackers, orienteering enthusiasts, road trippers who ignore GPS, and anyone who has ever unfolded a map and pretended they knew what they were looking at. Part of the Escape Civilization collection.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, durable silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on main artwork with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and material standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
From Concept to Field Issue
Illustration & Design
Every badge, print, and patch begins as hand-drawn artwork in our studio. We reference vintage National Parks Service documentation, topographic maps, and field sketches from actual wilderness surveys.
Material Selection
We test blanks from multiple manufacturers against field conditions: wash cycles, UV exposure, abrasion from pack straps, and temperature extremes. Only materials that survive our standards become part of the catalog.
On-Demand Production
Each order is printed individually in our Pacific Northwest facility. This eliminates overproduction waste and ensures every piece receives individual quality inspection before packing.
Field Verification
Selected items are issued to our volunteer field team for real-world testing. Feedback from actual wilderness observation posts informs updates to sizing, fabric weight, and print placement.
All cotton blanks are sourced from manufacturers certified under the Better Cotton Initiative. Water-based screen print inks eliminate PVC and phthalates. Archival poster papers are FSC-certified and acid-free.
